Today's jokes [5.30.14]
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The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonald
was in America. An old lady fixed her gaze on his 17th Century
sporran and asked, "What, exactly, do you keep in your scrotum?"
Age WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer "why doesn't your store
have a name", the store manager says "I haven't thought of one yet but I
think u can help me, what's your girlfriend's name." The guy says "Jenny"
then the store owner says "What's do you like most about Jenny" and the guy
says "her legs." So the store manager says "ok that's what we'll call my
store Jenny's Legs. Here's a coupon come back tomorrow morning and you can
have a free drink." And the man says "ok."
The next day the man comes back to the store banging on the window yelling
" where's my free drink, where's my free drink!" Then a police officer comes
up to him and says "What are you doing?" and the guy says "I'm waiting for
Jenny's Legs to open up."
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
- How did you get their little legs apart?
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the
White House. "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the
country?" Clinton asked.
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George.
The next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark
bedroom. "Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?"
"Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," advised Tom.
Clinton didn't sleep well the next night, and saw yet another figure
moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the
best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked.
Abe replied, "Go to the theater."
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