Today's jokes [5.28.14]
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A little girl asks her father, "where do little girls come from?"
The father says, "they come from a hard-on."
The little girl then asks her father, "where does a hard-on come from?"
The father says, "little girls!"
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatrist
suggests they start with a Rorschach Test. He holds up the first
picture and asks the man what he sees.
"A man and a woman making love in a park," the man replies.
The psychiatrist holds up the second picture and asks the man what
"A man and a woman making love in a boat."
He holds up the third picture.
"A man and a woman making love at the beach."
This goes on for the rest of the set of pictures; the man says he
sees a man and a woman making love in every one of the pictures.
At the end of the test, the psychiatrist looks over his notes and
says, "It looks like you have a preoccupation with sex."
And the man replies, "Well, you're the one with the dirty pictures."
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
She gave herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy,
a hysterectomy, and circumcised three of the doctors on her shift.
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
Your very last headjob.
Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it's
better to have loved and lost, than to have loved and won ?
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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