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A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a little bit too far" in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who was convicted of five robberies and a kidnapping. The judge reduced the sentence to 1,001 years.
Some time ago the DJ on radio station WZZO in Allentown, PA was discussing David Hasselhoff, since there was some news item about him. He went on to say that he liked the show "Knight Rider" much better than "Baywatch". He said that Knight Rider was more realistic, since he could more easily believe that there was a talking car than that Pamela Anderson could form coherent sentences on her own.
In February, Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed in Lompoc, Calif., as he fell face-first through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the large flashlight he had placed in his mouth (to keep his hands free) crammed against the base of his skull as he hit the floor.
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