Today's quotes [4.9.14]
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"You're not playing klondike again are you?"
"No, it's a hallucination."
"Oh, ok. Put the 8 on the 9."
-- Ben Salmon, me, Ben
Hi. I'm here to pick up the Pope's Superbowl tickets -
Ave. Hic adsum ad tesseras pontificis maximi Colosseo Maximo tollendas.
"Microsoft: One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them, One OS to bring them
all and in the darkness bind them."
-- s. keeling, from alt.sysadmin.recovery
A sign I saw at a swimming pool once:
We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool!
Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.
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