Today's quotes [4.8.14]
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"Next to is good. Near is good. Just not _on_... _don't_ generalise that
One of the reasons Jimmy Carter is so popular in the south is that he has no accent.
Germany, the diseased world’s bathhouse.
- - - Mark Twain
Life is not a spectacle or a feast, it's a predicament
"Boy, I can see that on my tombstone: 'He could manage UNIX systems and do
70's porno soundtracks.' That's depressing to think about."
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