Today's quotes [4.7.14]
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A diplomat is a person who thinks twice before he says
"Descended from the apes?
Let us hope that it is not true.
But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known."
"In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried
five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office.
And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their
- - - P. J. O’Rourke "Parliament of Whores"
"If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road
signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in
-- Discordian Quote File
"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that
you don't need it." -- Bob Hope
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