Today's quotes [4.6.14]
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"Right. So nobody can print. Which is a good thing. It's a _good_ thing
that nobody can print."
"Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind."
(written high upon the wall above a urinal)
Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants. -- A. Whitney Brown
"My aunt is a zombie, from hell."
-- The little girl from "Not without my handbag"
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