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"Right. So nobody can print. Which is a good thing. It's a _good_ thing
 that nobody can print."
                        -- me


"Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind."

William Shakespeare 


   (written high upon the wall above a urinal)
   Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand.



I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
       because I hate plants. -- A. Whitney Brown


"My aunt is a zombie, from hell."
                        -- The little girl from "Not without my handbag"


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