Today's quotes [4.5.14]
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"Oh no! I can't go to the deli! My singles cover has lapsed!"
-- Lyndall Holmes
* It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an
"... doing what men do normally... bonding... endlessly congratulating each
other... and wandering around in small groups looking for something to
-- Robin Williams, World Series Debating,
"That there is life beyond Earth"
"Keyboard Error - Press to continue"
-- PC BIOS error message
When I was fourteen years old, I was amazed at how unintelligent
my father was. By the time I turned twenty-one, I was astounded
how much he had learned in the last seven years. -- Mark Twain
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