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"Oh no! I can't go to the deli! My singles cover has lapsed!"
                        -- Lyndall Holmes


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* It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an
       eye-opener.


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"... doing what men do normally... bonding... endlessly congratulating each
 other... and wandering around in small groups looking for something to
 break..."
                        -- Robin Williams, World Series Debating,
                           "That there is life beyond Earth"


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"Keyboard Error - Press  to continue"
                        -- PC BIOS error message


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When I was fourteen years old, I was amazed at how unintelligent
       my father was. By the time I turned twenty-one, I was astounded
       how much he had learned in the last seven years. -- Mark Twain


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