Today's quotes [4.30.14]
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"Jason's over in his tent, go and bugger him..."
-- Angela (again)
* Marriage certificate is just another name for a work permit.
If I had done what President Clinton did
My wife would have "issued a statement" too and it would have
said: "Jim Rosenberg can go to hell."
The nice thing about being senile is -- your always meeting new people.
- When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
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