Today's quotes [4.29.14]
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"If you think C++ is not overly complicated, just what is a protected
abstract virtual base pure virtual private destructor, and when was the
last time you needed one?"
-- Tom Cargil, C++ Journal
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt"
Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
"What a joy, what a thrill, when I get behind the wheel,
And we set out to make our next road kill.
The shiver of excitement as the body leaves the head...
But if I can't find a dog or cat... a kid will do instead..."
-- J. Stott and others
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