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"If you think C++ is not overly complicated, just what is a protected
 abstract virtual base pure virtual private destructor, and when was the
 last time you needed one?"

-- Tom Cargil, C++ Journal


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"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt"

                                  --Mark Twain

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Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.

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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
         Carol Leifer


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"What a joy, what a thrill, when I get behind the wheel,
 And we set out to make our next road kill.
 The shiver of excitement as the body leaves the head...
 But if I can't find a dog or cat... a kid will do instead..."
                        -- J. Stott and others


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