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I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those really
       high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.


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"Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so." 

     - Bertrand Russell 

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"Trout fishing. One must be a stickler for proper form. Use nothing but #4
blasting caps. Or a hand grenade, if handy. Or at a pool well-lined with
stone, one blast from a .44 magnum will bring a few stunned brookies quietly
to the surface."

                                            --Edward Abbey



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"Heaven for climate; Hell for society."

                                --Mark Twain

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I have seen hypocrisy that was so artful that it was good judgement to
be deceived by it.
- H. W. Shaw

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