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"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
   How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose
   around your neck?"
   --- Linda Ellerbee


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Don't think of it as being outnumbered, think of it as a wide
       target selection.


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The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. --
       Douglas Adams


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I am sick unto death of obscure English towns that exist seemingly for
   the sole accommodation of these so-called limerick writers and even
   sicker of their residents, all of whom suffer from physical
   deformities and spend their time dismembering relatives at fancy dress
   balls.
   -- Editor of the Limerick Times (Limerick, Ireland)


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One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly
stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating.

                                                    -- Samuel Johnson



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