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A bath is something you take when you find yourself in
hot water.

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Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.

                                           --Francis Bacon

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Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic.  I mimic my shadow.


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Clothes make the man.

Naked people have little or no influence on society. 

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one
special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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