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On one occasion a student burst into his office. "Professor Stigler, I
   don't believe I deserve this F you've given me." To which Stigler
   replied, "I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the
   University will allow me to award."


Rub her feet.

     - Lazarus Long 


Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it 
by killing all those who opposed them.


Industrious people create industry. 
Lazy people create civilization. 
                            --Hideo Nakamura


* If quiters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the
       fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"?


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