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Seen on the back of a Harley-Davidson Tee Shirt:
"If you can read this, my bitch fell off."

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If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
                                      - - - Cynthia Heimel

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"*slap*"
"When she does that you're meant to say 'harder'..."
"Harder... but only if she ties me up..."
                        -- Debra Langeluddecke, me, Richard White


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I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where and Who.

Kipling in "Just So Stories" (1902), 
           "How the Camel Got His Hump"

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"The best thing about Altzheimers is getting to hide your
own Easter eggs."

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