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Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.


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"hey can we kiss and make up with out sodomy being involved?"
                        -- christina on #heathers


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Rodgers and Hammerstein are America's answer to Mozart!

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?


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I knew a tattoo artist whose wife left him because he had designs on other women. 

     -Joey Adams 

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