Today's quotes [4.23.14]
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Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
"hey can we kiss and make up with out sodomy being involved?"
-- christina on #heathers
Rodgers and Hammerstein are America's answer to Mozart!
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?
I knew a tattoo artist whose wife left him because he had designs on other women.
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