Today's quotes [4.22.14]
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"Does anyone want to keep the rubber maid...?"
-- Cathy Jenkins
Nobody gets to run the mill by doing run-of-the-mill work.
- Thomas J. Frye
Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing
percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward
more freedom and democracy - but that could change."
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, May 22, 1989
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