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"Does anyone want to keep the rubber maid...?"
                        -- Cathy Jenkins


Nobody gets to run the mill by doing run-of-the-mill work. 

     - Thomas J. Frye 


Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing
   that way.


 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.


"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward
more freedom and democracy - but that could change." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, May 22, 1989 


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