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"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics
exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me." 

Woody Allen.


The 100% American is 99% idiot.
     - - - George Bernard Shaw


"All true wisdom is found on T-shirts."

-- Anon. (Bomb Threat anyone? =))


If a great deal of time has been expended seeking the answer to a problem
    with the only result being failure, the answer will be immediately
    obvious to the first unqualified person.


Children in back seats cause accidents.
Accidents in back seats cause children.


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