Today's quotes [4.21.14]
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"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics
exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me."
The 100% American is 99% idiot.
- - - George Bernard Shaw
"All true wisdom is found on T-shirts."
-- Anon. (Bomb Threat anyone? =))
If a great deal of time has been expended seeking the answer to a problem
with the only result being failure, the answer will be immediately
obvious to the first unqualified person.
Children in back seats cause accidents.
Accidents in back seats cause children.
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