Today's quotes [4.20.14]
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"I've even seen adverts for an Australian beer called 'Castlemaine F*ck'. At
least, I assume that's what it's called - the hoarding adverts say things like
'Australians wouldn't give a XXXX for anything else' and so on. I wonder how
anyone brings themselves to order such a thing. ;-)"
-- Jo Walton, in rec.arts.sf.written (found in
A wedding. A handshake. A kiss. A coronation. A parade. A
dance. A meal. A graduation. A Mass. A ritual is the performance
of an intuition, the rehearsal of a dream, the playing of a game.
A sacrament is the breaking through of the sacred into the
profane, a ritual is the ceremonial acting out of the profane in oder
to show forth its sacredness.
A sacrament is God offering his holiness to men, a ritual is
men raising up the holiness of their humanity to God.
Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less
shit you have to eat.
"... you haven't seen untidiness until you've seen a room where the gravity
has failed twice in different directions."
-- Michael Marshall Smith, "Only Forward"
"I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which
when you looked at it the right way did not become still more
- Poul Anderson
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