Today's quotes [4.19.14]
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"We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward."
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.
- - - Joseph Heller
My wife always keeps a bowl of wax fruit around,
even though neither of us knows any mannequins.
"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not
true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk."
-- Steven King, 3/8/90
"We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming."
- Wernher von Braun
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