Today's quotes [4.18.14]
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"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."
"When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate
each other." -- Eric Hoffer
Imagine if there were no hypothetical situations...
- John Mendosa
"The feminist notion that the whole of human history has been nothing but a
vast intricate conspiracy by men to enslave their wives, mothers, daughters,
and sisters presents us with an intellectual neurosis for which we do not yet
have a name."
"It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one
trifling exception, is composed of others."
- John Andrew Holmes
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