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The German mind has a talent for making no mistakes but the very greatest.

                                      - - - Clifton Fadiman

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"... I disturbed a burglar the other night... I told him there is no god..."
                        -- Peter Murkin (sp?)


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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that
I could hear heavy breathing again.

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I don't jog, it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

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"That's the old American way
- If you got a good thing, then overdo it."

- Record Executive Phil Walden 

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