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"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting
for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions." 

Woody Allen.

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Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


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'A women's work is never done by men'

Graffito


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If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He like
       enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!


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"Take your work seriously but never take yourself
seriously; and do not take what happens either to
yourself or your work seriously." 

    - Booth Tarkington 

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