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The English think soap is civilization.

                                   - - - Heinrich von Treitschke


I place economy among the first and most important virtues,
and public debt as the greatest of dangers. To preserve our
independence, we must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt. 

     - Thomas Jefferson 


The nuclear bomb took all the fun out of war. 

     - Edward Abbey 


Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a 
plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across
that floor. I told him he was grounded.

                 -Tim Allen


A good day is when you wake up without a chalk outline around your body.


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