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"Terrorism: deadly violence against humans and other living things. 
 Usually conducted by government against its own people."
                                                 --Edward Abbey


Deja Moo:  The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before. 


A life without tragedy would not be worth living. 

    - Edward Abbey 


Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man called Doc. 

     - Edward Abbey 


"When I was a kid, all we had to do was just sit around and hope
somebody would invent television so we could play Nintendo."

                                                       --Author Unknown


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