Today's quotes [4.12.14]
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"Television: A medium.
So called because it's neither rare nor well done."
"You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible
voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner."
-- Aristophanes --
If you die on an elevator, be sure to press the UP button.
When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer,
smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
"Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
To get to the other... er... um..."
-- Unknown, via Kim Asher
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