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If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably 
haven't completely understood the situation.

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"TUUUUBAAAAAA MIRUM SPAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGENS..."
                        -- The Bass Section, Berlioz Requiem
                           (If you've never heard it, you won't get it)


2. 




"Salmon Day: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream
 only to get screwed in the end."
                        -- From Ross Williams' FunList


3. 




"... Schubert... nothing wrong with Schubert... except syphilis..."
                        -- David Helfgott, "Shine"


4. 




Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think
   of it as the  only time of the month that I can be myself.
   -Roseanne

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