Today's quotes [4.10.14]
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"My parents didn't want to move to Florida,
but they turned sixty, and that's the law."
- Jerry Seinfeld
"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."
- At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the
number of pens that person is carrying.
"I'll never get into a car that doesn't match my hat!"
--Zsa Zsa Gabor
"Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting
thought for those people who can't remember where they leave
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