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"My parents didn't want to move to Florida,
but they turned sixty, and that's the law."

                       - Jerry Seinfeld

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"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."
                        -- Unknown


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- At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the
   number of pens that person is carrying.


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"I'll never get into a car that doesn't match my hat!"

                                                --Zsa Zsa Gabor 

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"Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting
thought for those people who can't remember where they leave
things." 

     Unknown 

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