Today's quotes [4.1.14]
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"I'd rather drink a pint of someone else's diarrhoea then listen to this
-- Daniel, referring to me and Martyn singing in the
lab (he's now joined the choir =))
So, you don't like jail?
Naw, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.
- Charles Bukowski
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the
shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the
table would move across the floor to it.
"WARNING: preposterous time in TOY clock -- CHECK AND RESET THE DATE!!"
-- Digital UNIX 4.0D
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