Today's stories [3.27.14]
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Rachel's blonde roommate had to make an emergency phone
call to home and her pre-paid calling card had expired. "I
suggested she call collect. She picked up the phone, looked
at me bewildered, and asked, 'What's the number to 1-800-
I'd locked myself out of my car. I watched the locksmith
work with that wire that slides under the window and then
pushes up the lock. I asked him, 'that goes under the
window, huh? What do you do if the window is down?'
I swear, sometimes I embarrass myself.
When my husband and I were living in Memphis we ordered Duck
Breast from the local 5 star restaurant. I like my duck
cooked rare, so I inquired, 'would that be rare duck?' The
waiter replied, 'No, it's just a regular old duck -- local,
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