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WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE??

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
(Mike,10)

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Being very patriotic Kelly went with a Judi to register to vote.
We filled out the forms and handed them to the registrar.  He
looked them over and handed Judi's back to her.  "You
answered the question on your 'State Of Birth' wrong."  She'd
written:  "alive".

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WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE??

"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to
buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have
videos of the wedding."  (Jim,10)

"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing
thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be
willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few
hours."  (Kally, 9)

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This guy was playing a game of texas holdem poker and had already lost 300 dollars when suddenly he looked down, and just next to the table he sees a little green leprechaun.
"Jus quit playing poker right now and I will give you a million dollars worth in a pot full of gold said the little green gentlemen.
The player replied, sure "just Let me get even first."


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