Today's quotes [3.9.14]
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If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want
hits the paper.
Douglas Adams - "There is a theory which states that if ever
anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why
it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by
something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is
another theory which states that this has already
Anyone who doesn't believe in the Tooth Fairy is
offending all the gay dentists in America.
The reason many people fail to recognize opportunity is because it comes
disguised as Hard Work. Cleverness carries the day, but Wisdom endures.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
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