Today's quotes [3.8.14]

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To err is human; to admit it is not. 

It is impossible that a man who is false to his friends and
neighbours should be true to the public.
        --Bishop Berkeley

Somebody's boring me.
I think it's me.

"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." 

              - Gloria Steinem

"If a man does his best, what else is there?" 
General George S. Patton (1885-1945)

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