Today's quotes [3.7.14]
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I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. -- Joe Walsh
If elected, Lieberman will be the first Jew to serve
under a President since Monica Lewinsky.
Hard work never killed anybody,
but why take the chance?
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
"Give me five lines by the best of men,
and I will find something in it to hang him."
-- An anonimous prosecutor
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