Today's quotes [3.6.14]
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"... well I just spent 20 minutes pretending to be a gay priest called Fred
while holding up a pole supporting a tightrope for a guy juggling fire..."
-- me, true story
- Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman
"SCSI is _not_ magic. There are _fundamental technical reasons_ why it is
necessary to sacrifice a young goat to your SCSI chain now and then."
-- John Woods, email@example.com
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
"In any business, the customer is always right, except when he calls
-- firstname.lastname@example.org, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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