Today's quotes [3.5.14]
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You're everywhere. You're omnivorous.
-- Homer Simpson, to God
There's No Disgrace Like Home
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
"My invention can detect human stupidity. It has a very simple interface.
All I do is point it at people."
"Then what does it do?"
"Why would it need to do anything else?"
-- Dogbert, Dilbert, Dogbert
"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, September 21, 1988
"Fuck 'em if they can't take a compliment."
"If you're going to be quoting Lao Tzu, then please at least give the guy
-- Detective Sanchez, Lt. Wilkes
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