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I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time.


"... we show you lions (we borrowed from a zoo) savagely stalk and attack
 their prey! (that we tied down ahead of time to ensure a good camera
                        -- Jello Biafra, "Mild Kingdom"


"The stupid thing is, UNIX vendors insist on defining their market down to
 the point that they believe that they are market leaders (if your market is
 40,000 units, and you have 35,000 of them, then you must be the big fish,
 right?  Time to wield that 'ol monopolistic power...), instead of competing
 in the larger market.

 We're all computers.
 No, we're everything but mainframes.
 No, we're mini-computers.
 No, we're workstations and servers.
 No, we're servers.
 No, we're... we're... we're out of business."

-- Terry Lambert, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc


Country Music Song Titles
You're The Reason Why Our Kids Are Ugly.


Carl Zwanzig - "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light
           side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."


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