Today's quotes [3.31.14]
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"The big difference between sex for money and
sex for free is that sex for money costs less."
The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the
people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia
It is well to remember that the entire universe,
with one trifling exception, is composed of others.
- John Andrew Holmes
"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me
the truth even if it costs them their jobs." -- Samuel Goldwyn
Adultery - Two wrong people doing the right thing.
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