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Is it weird in here, or is it just me?


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Girls, just to let you know...
if you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 

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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.


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It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out.
They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with their
heads in a nodding position.

    -- John Hogan, Commonwealth Edison Supervisor of News Information, responding to a
    charge by a Nuclear Regulatory Commission inspector that two Dresden Nuclear Plant
    operators were sleeping on the job.


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"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. " 
    - e e cummings (1894-1962) 

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