Today's quotes [3.3.14]
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"Alcohol will be free, and a basic birthright of a human
being in a socialist system. The individual didn't ask for
sobriety, so why should the individual be billed to
inebriate himself?" --- Al Koholik
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
- W.C. Fields
* Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of --
but do it in private, and wash your hands afterwards.
- Lazarus Long
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