Today's quotes [3.29.14]
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Sorry, my mind was wandering. One time my mind went all the way to Venus on
mail order and I couldn't pay for it.
Well, I think we ought to let him hang there.
Let him twist slowly, slowly in the wind.
--- John Ehrlichman
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal
"I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs."
"We had gay burglars the other night.
They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
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