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Sorry, my mind was wandering.  One time my mind went all the way to Venus on
mail order and I couldn't pay for it.


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Well, I think we ought to let him hang there.
Let him twist slowly, slowly in the wind.

--- John Ehrlichman


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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

    -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal
    anti-smoking campaign

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"I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs."

Kevin Gildea.

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"We had gay burglars the other night.
They broke in and rearranged the furniture." 

Robin Williams.

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