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Try calling up strangers in the phone book and forgiving them.
Not only will it loosen you up for the crucial real thing, the
strangers will feel better. Everyone likes to know they're forgiven. 

    - Rich Hall 

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
   because I hate plants.
   -- A. Whitney Brown


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"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths."
   --- Baroness Edith Summerskill


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In times of extremity, the people of Israel less often
sought refuge in drink, or suicide, than any other race of Europe...
The Jews hid their bravery under the cloak of submissiveness;
their heroism in facing contempt surpasses that of saints.
     -Friedrich Nietzsche, "The Dawn", Aphorism 205  (1861)

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ON HUMILITY
   To err is human, to moo bovine.


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