Today's quotes [3.27.14]

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Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.

"If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people 
will throw a lot of rubbish into it."

     - William A. Orton 

"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her
eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev." 

Robin Williams.

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues
that are in all the other museums.

"Do you consider yourself a screenwriter first, a science fiction writer --
 or simply a writer?"
"I are a riter. I write gud. I rite stuff for the TeeVee and buuks. I doesn't
 like labels. Aye write what I want. Labels are for detergent boxes."
                        -- Unknown, J. Michael Straczynski

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