Today's quotes [3.27.14]
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Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.
"If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people
will throw a lot of rubbish into it."
- William A. Orton
"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her
eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev."
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues
that are in all the other museums.
"Do you consider yourself a screenwriter first, a science fiction writer --
or simply a writer?"
"I are a riter. I write gud. I rite stuff for the TeeVee and buuks. I doesn't
like labels. Aye write what I want. Labels are for detergent boxes."
-- Unknown, J. Michael Straczynski
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