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Last words of
Aretino, Pietro (1492-1556)
          "Now I'm oiled.  Keep me from the rats."

1. 




A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite.
       Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone.
       "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."


2. 




Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. 

    - Winston Churchill

3. 




"The population rises exponentially, the number of clues rises geometrically,
 and the number of clueful rises arithmetically. This is why the world has
 problems."

-- Alistair J. R. Young in alt.sysadmin.recovery


4. 




I went to the cinema, and the prices were:  Adults $5.00, children $2.50.  So I
said, "Give me two boys and a girl."


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