Today's quotes [3.24.14]
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According to a new survey 60% of adults say they're aware of someone
who's gone to work under the influence of drugs.
Apparently the other 40% have never heard of the Dallas Cowboys.
- Conan O'Brien
"Doing a thing well is often a waste of time." -- Robert Byrne
"It hasn't gone black yet because my flatmate won't do it for me..."
-- Eric Erickson
"Despite it's clever disguise the aperture to the right is not actually a
window, but is a fire exit. _So_ if you want it open, please light this
waste-paper bin so we aren't breaking the law, and the fire brigade will open
it for you."
-- Paul Gardner-Stephen
"Basses like Altos.
Altos like Basses.
Tenors like Tenors.
Sopranos like discos."
-- Choral relationships explained by Eric the Fruitbat
(aka Paul Sleigh, email@example.com)
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