Today's quotes [3.23.14]
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- When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by
reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"
I have the oldest typewriter in the world. It types in pencil.
After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse.
I wanted to go the Paranoids Anonymous meeting,
but they wouldn't tell me where it was.
I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and
tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this
country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! But I'm sick and
tired of being told that I am!
-- Monty Python
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