Today's quotes [3.22.14]
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The United States has just recently signed an agreement
with Russia forbidding all nuclear weapons belonging to China.
Never replicate a successful experiment.
-- Fett's Law
"Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere."
Fred Hoyle - "There is a coherent plan in the universe,
though I don't know what it's a plan for."
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to
find a woman I don't like and just give her a house,"
- Lewis Grizzard
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