Today's quotes [3.2.14]
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What's all this I hear about 'Endangered Feces'?
What? That's 'Endangered Species'? Never mind.
- Emily Latella
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
- Samuel Goldwyn
"A man who won't lie to a woman has very
little consideration for her feelings."
- Olin Miller
"I'm convinced that, if you could decode the 'unused' bits of our DNA,
This is a test, please ignore
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Glyme's formula for success:
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that,
you've got it made.
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