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When doctors and undertakers meet, they always wink at each other.

     - W. C. Fields 

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"Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the 
thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones." 

Mike Barfield.

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Women are like fine wine. They all start
out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with
age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.

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Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.

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"And Mr Caffeine-Deficient-Brain went .... Imperial Star Destroyers? with
 serial ports?"

-- Siggi the Underpaid, alt.sysadmin.recovery


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