Today's quotes [3.18.14]
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.
"If you tape a piece of buttered bread to
the back of a cat butter side up and drop
the cat, which will hit the ground, the
cats fet or the buttered side of the
bread?...Neither the assembly will reach
a elevation of one foot from the ground
and start to spin uncontrollably,
First Rule of History:
History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each
"The early bird catches the worm"
I say that
"The early worm was caught by the bird"
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station .... what more can I say..........
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